Hey
We're playing Sonic '06
Oh no
OH NOOOOOO

Rollin' around at the speed of sound
Got this game to beat, gotta get through these glitches
But where's the next stage; I've checked everywhere
I wish Soleanna had one way to find out
Only gray buildings ahead
I might as well just go in circles instead
And what's with these realistic faces?
At least they aren't octopuses (octopus face)

It's no use; it's no use
If we could finish it would be great great great (GREATGREATGREAT)
But I just glitched through a wall
It's no use; it's no use
But we promised our lovelies that we would do it
We'll make it through, prove it to you

Follow us!

Rollin' around at the speed of sideways?
I swear it's the game; I did not mean to do that!
Just give the controller to me
You always die quickly; show us the proof, Barry
*trainwreck sounds*
That is what you are right now

It's no use; it's no use
If we could finish it would be great great great (GREATGREATGREAT)
But I just glitched through a wall
It's no use; it's no use
But we promised our lovelies that we would do it
We'll make it through, prove it to you

Follow us!

*beautiful little moment*

Rollin' around at the speed of diagonal?
We're both dead inside, but we keep pushing for you
The tension in here just keeps going up
Some have speculated that we'll kill each other
This game just can't be finished
This series is why we had our first speed-ups
Arin's making embarrassing groans
Barry look at this; you're fired

It's no use; it's no use
If we could finish it would be great great great (GREATGREATGREAT)
But I just glitched through a wall
It's no use; it's no use
But we promised our lovelies that we would do it
We'd make it through except Jon left

Now we can't!
(IT'S NO FUCKIN' USE!)
'Cause Jon left!
(AAAAHAHA)

Not to say that Danny is bad
I love Dan!
and bought all the Ninja Sex Party albums and Starbomb and it's great and wow Brian is a professor and makes good music too my favorite is No Reason Boner yeahhhh

*more beautiful little moment*